Thursday, December 16, 2010

Granny with skillet KOs intruder...

It's too bad Granny didn't hit this scumbag hard enough to kill him. From the looks of him, she got pretty close though. Too bad she wasn't packing a .45. This assclown is a waste of air.

How do you think he will get along in prison when the other inmates find out he got his ass handed to him by a 71 year old woman? I bet he gets a few visits from the booty bandit... every day.

Thanks to Marc Cote for the heads up on this story. I got a good laugh from it. I'm sure glad Granny wasn't seriously injured. It seems like she gave way better than she got.

By The Associated Press

HUTCHINSON — Police in Hutchinson say a 71-year-old woman used a frying pan to knock out a man who attacked her.

Police Sgt. John Moore say a 25-year-old man talked his way into the woman's home shortly after 7 a.m. Saturday, claiming he was homeless and had nowhere to go.

Moore says when he tried to attack the woman, she fought back and "beat him down with a frying pan." When police arrived, he was unconscious on the floor.

Kevin Scott Funderburk remains jailed on $55,200 bond on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. He was wearing a neck brace when he made his first appearance Tuesday in court.

The Hutchinson News reports that the woman was injured but Moore did not release how serious her injuries were. He said the suspect held her down and was attempting a sexual assault.

"She was fighting for her life," Moore said.

Moore said the suspect later told police he was drunk at the time of the incident.

"When we arrived, he was unconscious and lying in his own vomit in the back of the house," Moore said. "He was in the hospital in Wichita over the weekend where they stapled his scalp."

Moore told police he was homeless and staying with various people in Hutchinson. He also has a warrant seeking extradition to California, but Moore did not know the nature of the charge.